Dog Hunting day

Yesterday my mum wanted to get a new dog..say only laa...cos she owes say but din do 1..so i ignored her morning call and went back to sleep...when i woke up it was 2pm and my mum n dad just came back from work...see wat a great son i am..wake up just to open the door for my parents so i sengaja sleep till 2pm =)!! i'm good right?! SERIOUSLY!! okok...back to the story...after breakfast/lunch...my mum said she wanted to go hilltop garden to c dogs..i was like wth? SHE REMEMBERS?! miracle ehh!! so i took my bath and took off with my parents to find a mate for my current dog bam bam =p Bam Bam
while on the way..it was full of cars at 2pm!~dont know why and dont care cos i wasnt the driver of the day..=) so on the way..i was bored so i took some pics with my parents without their permission =p well who cares...its my camera anyways..

i bet the driver inside the car in front of the motor was a formula 1 driver b4...u can c by his speed...SO FREAKING FAST MAN~ SERZLY! VERY FAST! i think it was 30km per hour! FUSH FAST EH GILA!

so when we reached the house...we met Mr.DogPro / Master of Dogs...4got his name..might as well call him dat...choose any name u like...he told us dat he used to have 40 dogs at his house...holy shit...can u imagine dat?! 40 dogs at a house...even if u brought an ahbeng's car there...the bark of the dogs still can be louder den the "lagu lagu TUNS"..but when i counted...he left only 11 dogs...he said he sold almost all of em because the neighbours complain bout the 'lagu lagu TUNS' made by the dogs. so my mum was looking around for bam bam's mate...

I CHOOSE U!! ANJINGMON!! eh wrong...dat doesnt look like a pokemon...(laupaniang choosing dogs to bring home)

The 11 dogs look at us with pity eyes...it was like "BRING ME HOME PLSS" O.O/T.T/=(...full of emotions...but got 1 cibai dog keep barking at me...duno y..maybe it thinks i'm cuter den him..so he dujoi....I KNEW IT!!so here are the dogs dat minta kesian...but i din kesian dem at all...cos 1 of em shit in front of me..!! stupid dog!! this was the dog dat shit in front of me! wth!! SI BAK KAU!! since he was so special..i took a pic with him..how nice of me eh...cos God says...we must 4gif n 4get...for i am a christian...YERSEHH NO NEED!!

so my mum was interested in 1 dog called Pipu or Pupi i 4got d...so she asked the owner hw much was it...the dog pro was like..."hhmmmmm laupaniang...dat 1 ar...kinda expensive lo...cos dat 1 ar i tell u..very garang 1...bite liao wont let go 1 oh i tell u!!err kaseh u cheap cheap lah...rm2000 la..cheap cheap..dis dog wanna kena ban oledi oh i tell u! cos it too garang oledi bah!" so my dad said...eh boss..cheaper la..rm2000 kuat mahal leh..den the dog pro said..ok lah ok lah! rm1800!! bely bely cheap oledi!Mr.DogPro / Master of the DogS

BELY BELY CHEAP BOSS!

MUM: hmm think 1st lah...
DAD: suibian u oo..
DogPro: dat dog oso very hard to jaga 1 oo..hw bout i give u 1 dog for free lah..but u have to shave its hair laa...cos the bulu 'da jiek' oledi
MUM: FREE?! O.O which dog?!
DogPro: tuu dat 1..
VINCENT: oh shit..it looks like bam bam...female de ha?
DogPro: MALE 1!
VINCENT: (bam bam jadi gay?) ohh...(kanina dat dog kuat ugly leh......-.- mum pls say no)
MUM: YES!! OKOK i take dis 1 home...yay boy(me) bam bam got fren liao!
VINCENT: *fake smile* aha...haha...good lo ho?(dat dog is so damn ugly)
DAD/ME: *SPEECHLESS*

So....! at 1st i tot we were going to get a puppy rottweiler...but we ended up getting a dog dat looks like it has just been "CHAP"ed from the side of the road...here is the handsome Mimo!! ehh sry my sis hate his previous name so she changed it to Hugo! (stupid name for an ugly dog) but oh well..it looks kesian bahh...i have the heart of pitiness! for i am a Christian...YERSEHHH X2!!

so after we brought it home...after a long bath n a haircut...it didnt look dat bad =) but its afraid of bam bam =,= dono y...maybe bam is too fat for him to be frens with...OR maybee~~~BAM BAM KEEPS SNIFFING HIS ASS!!

(DOG LANGUAGE)
Bam Bam:are u a female? sniffing
Hugo:i'm not really sure myself...and stop being so horny
Bam Bam:lemme try sniffing ur ass to confirm
Hugo:no pls...don come near me..ure too fat...
Bam Bam: =( well at least i have more hair den u!
Hugo: *Dujoi* KANINE PUKIMAK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF!! U N ME NO KAWAN!!

well dats all for dis blog..hope u enjoyed it..i'll take more pics when hugo's hair grow more =) thx for reading..